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What, due to experience, do you know not to fuck with?根据你的个人经历，有什么事情是碰不得的？

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5hiphappensIntuition. If something feels wrong stop. It doesn't matter if it's stepping out onto a snow-covered slope, pulling up to a sketchy gas station, or putting too small of a piece of wood in a table router, listen when your brain tells you "This is a bad idea."直觉。如果你觉得有什么不对的，就赶紧停下。不论是踩到一个被雪覆盖的陡坡上，把车停到可疑的加油站旁边，还是往木工机床的转子上放的木头太小了，只要你的大脑告诉你“这是个坏主意”，就不要去做。

CCrabtreeI read an article that intuition is your subconscious brain picking up on cues that you are unaware of. After I read that article I pay more attention to it.我曾经读过一篇文章，里面讲过你的直觉是由你的大脑下意识地处理那些你没有意识到的线索后带来的。我在读了那篇文章之后，就开始更加在意自己的直觉了。

audbreyroI’m convinced my intuition saved me (very pregnant-slow moving) and my daughter(2) and then (unborn) son from being kidnapped. Really weird situation happened at our park when I was alone with my daughter. There was a man with sunglasses a ways away from us just looking around, avoiding looking at us. Then a woman(30s maybe?)walked up and started asking just about my daughter, her age, things she liked etc. I wouldn’t have found this odd but she had no children with her and made no other conversation except to ask about my daughter. I looked over at the man who was now glancing at us and on his phone. I had the feeling then that we were in danger and I needed to get us someplace safe around other people. We walked/ran to the Kroger near us, waited an hour, and the person that gave me the feeling to flee was still circling the store in her car. Trust your gut.我相信是我的直觉救了我自己（当时已经怀孕了很久，走的也慢）和我两岁的女儿以及尚未出生的儿子，让我们免于被绑架。在我和女儿独自呆在公园的时候，一种非常诡异的情况发生了。有个戴墨镜的男人站在离我们不远的地方到处看，并且避免看向我们这边。然后一个女人（看起来三十多岁？）走了上来，开始问候我的女儿，问她的年龄，她喜欢的东西等等。如果不是她没有带着自己的孩子，并且除了我的女儿之外也没有问过其它问题的话，那么我还不会觉得这很怪。于是我看到那个男人现在开始一边斜眼看我们，一边看他的手机。我感觉我们陷入了危险之中，我得赶紧去一个安全的地方。于是我们跑到了离我们最近的一家超市，在那里等了一个小时，而那个给我们赶快逃离的感觉的人仍然开着她的车子在超市周围转悠。相信你的直觉。

lying_IiarI one time had a man following me in the forest, I was about 21. It was a hiking trail. He was late middle-aged, clean cut, and kept a long distance, but I had a bad feeling about him I couldn't shake.有一次我被一个男人在丛林里跟踪过，当时我大概21岁。那是一条徒步登山的路线。他是个年纪比较大的中年人，头发剃得很干净，并且和我保持着很长的距离，但是我对他有一种挥之不去的糟糕的感觉。

I took a stand and prepared to fight (I carried a Kabar then), but the man got lost (there were many turns and "Ys")于是我找了个位置准备和他打一架（我当时携带着一把卡巴尔刺刀），但是那个男人自己迷路了（有很多拐弯和三岔路口）

When I got back to my car, he had put a note through my open sunroof about how large his penis was or something and with some thoughts about me.我回到自己的车上时，发现他从我的天窗扔了张纸条进来，写着他的屌有多大之类的，还写着他对我的想法。

Thanks, gut.谢谢你，直觉。

guacamol705Water. Rivers. Current.水。河流。水流。

I'm a fairly good swimmer, and I wanted to swim in a river where the current seemed really tame. Boy was I wrong, just small moving body of water dragged my poor body like a leaf in the wind.我的游泳能力算是不错的，当时我只是想要在一条看起来水流非常平静的河水里面游泳。我可大错特错了，哪怕只是一小块流动的水体都会让我的身体像风中的落叶一样被拖来拖去。

Kororo_chanIf someone at work tries to badmouth someone else and they ask you about what you think about that person, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.如果单位有人在说别人的坏话，然后他们问你怎么看那个人，把你的嘴闭严实点儿。

ibhunipoIf they are badmouthing others to you, then it's very likely that they're badmouthing you to others as well. Keep such people at arms length.如果他们在跟你说别人的坏话，那么他们很有可能也在和别人说你的坏话。离这种人远一点。

nousername46577Sometimes it's also perverse stuff like the person is close to management and they're a plant有时也是为了预防一些事情，比如这种人是和管理层比较近，故意被安插在你身边的。原创翻译：龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.cn 转载请注明出处

There's a lady in my current job who I suspect is a plant because she's asked me too many direct questions about my opinion about the job / company / coworkers. We work hybrid and when my boss is out (he travels a lot), she arranges video calls with me on the days I'm supposed to be in the office (never on the ones I'm at home) so it's all a bit sus我现在干的这份工作就有一位女士，我怀疑她是被安插过来的，因为她问了我太多关于我对工作、公司、同事的意见的过于直接的问题。我们混合办公，当老板不在的时候（他经常出门），她就会在我应该在办公室上班的时候给我打视频电话（永远不是我在家工作的时候）所以这一切都挺可疑的。

I give her standard "job interview" answers to everything but it's absolutely exhausting. We recently had a team dinner and afterwards we walked to the station together. Again she started with the direct questions but even more agressively (I think she thought I'd have a loose tongue because of the wine) so I had to be super switched on the entirety of the 20-30 minute walk我给她的所有回答都是标准的“面试”式的回答，但这实在是太累人了。我们最近办了一次团队晚餐，之后我们两个人一起走到公交站。她又开始用这些直接的问题来问我，并且更加直接了（我觉得她可能是以为我因为喝了酒所以嘴巴会关不严），所以我在整个二三十分钟里都得十二分警惕地和她聊天。

She's backed off a bit now which is OK but I dread talking to her现在她收敛了一点，这当然是好事。但我还是很害怕和她聊天。

SecretSummerMidnightMake her dread talking to you then.那就让她害怕和你聊天。

My roommate once had a friend who was really interested in my sex life and didn't want to take no for an answer. So I decided to reroute the conversation. For every time she asked me, I said yes and then proceeded to talk for 10+ Minutes about something I was interested in.我舍友曾经有个朋友特别对我的性生活感兴趣，并且她不想只听见一个“不”就结束了。所以我决定由自己重新掌握对话。每次她问我这件事，我就会说可以啊，然后聊十多分钟我自己感兴趣的话题。

Want to know about my sex life? Here's an in depth analysis of which method to solve a rubik's cube is best suited for whom. Did you know some snakes are simultaneously poisonous and venomous? Want to know how to care for hognose snakes? Let me explan the entire lore of Warfrx to you! Would you like to know about rollercoaster planning? Or hear the history of Australia?想知道我的性生活吗？让我给你深入分析一下哪一种解魔方的方式对谁来说是最有效的吧。你知不知道有些蛇，不仅它咬你会让你中毒，哪怕碰一下也会让你中毒？想要知道怎么照顾猪鼻蛇吗？让我把星际战甲这个游戏的所有背景故事都介绍给你吧！想知道怎么建造过山车吗？或者是听听澳大利亚的历史？

Got her off my back in less than a week.没过一个星期她就离我远远的了。