一、医生,我最近睡不好，吃不好，玩不好，是得绝症了吗？是快开学了。

Doctor, I haven't been able to sleep, eat or play well recently. Am I incurable? School is about to start.

二、开学了，腰不酸了，腿不疼了，连心脏也不跳了，真好。

School begins, waist is not sour, leg does not ache, even heart does not jump, good.

三、我背井离乡去上学，从此乡亲们再也没喝上一口井水。

I left my hometown to go to school, and since then the villagers have never had a drink of well water.

四、这个假期玩傻了，开学我该怎么融入那个高智商的环境。

This holiday is silly. How can I fit into the high IQ environment at the beginning of school.

五、快开学了，如果你们谁敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩。

School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

六、每一名同学都有个一天之內写完作业的神技，但只能在假期的最后一天爆发。

Each student has a magic skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

七、再不疯狂我们就要开学了，再不写作业我们就要完了。

If we don't go crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do homework, we'll be finished.

八、世界上最近的距离：放假到开学，世上最远的距离：开学到放假。

The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to school, the farthest distance in the world: from school to vacation.

九、又到了女生手拉手，男生好基友的日子了。

It's time for girls to hold hands and boys to be good friends.

十、天空飞来五个字，就要开学啦。

Five words are flying from the sky, and school is about to start.

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